“And the anchorperson on TV goes…”
Wish war telegrams could positively report on progress but fear they all end STOP
“…La di da, di da, di da di da di da…”
11/11/09
11/10/09
*No* need for madlibs.
I'm still on poor nutella-covered Calypso in my mind. She's very confused in a disgrunted kind of way. Unnutella-covered Calypso on my futon is simply yawning fatly and unbaldly.
Blintz with nutella is, on a scale from pepperoni to pretzels, a 7.
I feel kind of cactus right now. :\ And I don't want to be cactus.
Is this like when Maebe got alligators in spelling? What is cactus?
Like, spiky and offputting, with a little bit of Dad.
I'm still on poor nutella-covered Calypso in my mind. She's very confused in a disgrunted kind of way. Unnutella-covered Calypso on my futon is simply yawning fatly and unbaldly.
Blintz with nutella is, on a scale from pepperoni to pretzels, a 7.
I feel kind of cactus right now. :\ And I don't want to be cactus.
Is this like when Maebe got alligators in spelling? What is cactus?
Like, spiky and offputting, with a little bit of Dad.
11/9/09
Hey, what are you doing tnoight around 6 your time?
Opening my front door to find you perched at the doorstop? No wait…
Good answer, haha, but wrong.
…Getting Casa Dilla with you.
The shock of discovery from forgetting that someone is still around is as strong as the shock of discovery from realizing that actually they no longer are.
Opening my front door to find you perched at the doorstop? No wait…
Good answer, haha, but wrong.
…Getting Casa Dilla with you.
The shock of discovery from forgetting that someone is still around is as strong as the shock of discovery from realizing that actually they no longer are.
11/8/09
11/5/09
“Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated…”
The RAZR is of elegance. Between the basic blocky, pre-flip Nokias and the app-filled hybrid iPhones lived a slender, compact, complete device, culminating the gap between advanced and obsolete.
Elegance is such a simple request.
Even simple can fail.
“…You fall and you crawl and you break…”
The RAZR is of elegance. Between the basic blocky, pre-flip Nokias and the app-filled hybrid iPhones lived a slender, compact, complete device, culminating the gap between advanced and obsolete.
Elegance is such a simple request.
Even simple can fail.
“…You fall and you crawl and you break…”
11/3/09
“We introduce a basic model for zombie infection, determine equilibria and their stability, and illustrate the outcome with numerical solutions.”
There’s a reason why zombies need brains.
There’s a reason why zombies need brains.
11/2/09
Don't painstakingly neatly write out the entire cast and script of a movie on the DVD beautifully until you've successfully burned it.
That resonates with the modern audience better than don't count your chickens before they hatch. My chickens don't hatch. They are grilled or breaded.
Yesterday I was hardboiling some eggs. And you know that noise of air squeaking by things?
I might know that noise, but we are not on a first name basis.
So like, they were boiling, but there maybe was like an infinitesimal crack in one, which did no damage, but the sound of the weensy amount of air escaping, it sounded chickenly. Which was sad sounding, but I'm pretty sure it was just air. Insofar as if a chick were inside, he wouldn't have just sat there silently during the fridge stage.
Oh, poor little confused refrigerator chick.
That resonates with the modern audience better than don't count your chickens before they hatch. My chickens don't hatch. They are grilled or breaded.
Yesterday I was hardboiling some eggs. And you know that noise of air squeaking by things?
I might know that noise, but we are not on a first name basis.
So like, they were boiling, but there maybe was like an infinitesimal crack in one, which did no damage, but the sound of the weensy amount of air escaping, it sounded chickenly. Which was sad sounding, but I'm pretty sure it was just air. Insofar as if a chick were inside, he wouldn't have just sat there silently during the fridge stage.
Oh, poor little confused refrigerator chick.
10/31/09
10/29/09
I’m using a person day.
[personal]
“No, please leave it at person day.”
[person]
I need to have personal days and brunch more often.
Today I didn't send you a link. It's pretty straightforward coolness. I figure you prefer clever sly coolness.
I had brunch today. That was straightforwardly cool. Actually, it was cleverly slyly cool also. It was 2 kinds of cool.
Sweet deal.
[personal]
“No, please leave it at person day.”
[person]
I need to have personal days and brunch more often.
Today I didn't send you a link. It's pretty straightforward coolness. I figure you prefer clever sly coolness.
I had brunch today. That was straightforwardly cool. Actually, it was cleverly slyly cool also. It was 2 kinds of cool.
Sweet deal.
10/28/09
Gods eat ambrosia; the rest of us have brunch.
[Drop by my apartment 11:30am-1:30pm.]
"R[]'s arguments never have a hole in the middle of them" bagels.
"The philosophical question 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg' is so beneath R[]'s genius that any allusion to the question is an insult" omelets.
"To promote world peace, R[] respects all religions equally, including their dietary restrictions" bacon.
"R[] is not flaky” croissants.
"2% implies imperfection, and R[] is perfect in every way" milk.
"Out of solidarity with oppressed peoples everywhere, R[] will not tolerate the symbolic injustice of fruit squeezed against its will" orange juice.
[Drop by my apartment 11:30am-1:30pm.]
"R[]'s arguments never have a hole in the middle of them" bagels.
"The philosophical question 'Which came first, the chicken or the egg' is so beneath R[]'s genius that any allusion to the question is an insult" omelets.
"To promote world peace, R[] respects all religions equally, including their dietary restrictions" bacon.
"R[] is not flaky” croissants.
"2% implies imperfection, and R[] is perfect in every way" milk.
"Out of solidarity with oppressed peoples everywhere, R[] will not tolerate the symbolic injustice of fruit squeezed against its will" orange juice.
10/26/09
10/25/09
10/24/09
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