When pre-frosh are visiting, which headlines are from the campus newspaper, which from the underground parody?
Bon Appetit to begin charging dorm entry fee
Israel-Palestine conflict resolved entirely within Student Life forum section
“Kick the kosher cart” campaign causes campus controversy
Prof screens graphic porn films to provoke conversation
Student defecates in RA’s dorm room
Student Life stolen from newsstands
[2 of the real ones formed part of a trifecta on fark.com]