9/29/06

“Oh, northern Indiana. I don’t do that. I only do <gestures> southern and <gestures> horizontal.”

Exceptional.

9/28/06

Correlation implies casualty. This test was so stupid I could kill someone.

The questions were like, “Who was this guy’s cousin.”
Oh, man, that sucks. Just guess Galton or Darwin.
<stares>
Oh. That was what it was asking, wasn’t it?
Well, I’m not getting that one right.

9/27/06

“Chicken Soup for the College Soul” should instead be “Ramen…”, and “…for the Collegiate Soul”.

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9/26/06

Deriving normal from mean deviations.

9/25/06

Xoxo kai Ex-ex-aye.
Dearest Cat Karayan:
I’m letting you know that
Whatever we do,

I feel I shall have to
Be ever so slightly
Unrequitisticly
In love with you.

9/24/06

Weekend weakened: Dearly
I aimed to be
Undaunted yet wanted to see
You, lying beside me.

9/23/06

Withdrew from Princess Bride Mafia (Mini 303) to take over moderating when the actual one disappeared, almost cancelling the game. As the protown vanilla Ancient Booer, I continued an annual precedent, by claiming to be Count Rugen, forgetting that one of the players was the moderator of the game I had been playing the previous April Fool’s Day. While the joke didn’t lead to my lynch, it wasn’t completely successful either. I felt strongly about someone who was later revealed to be the godfather, but the town instead lynched the SK. Thus that night, I was doublekilled by both the mafia and the vigilante.

Lacking full information as mod, I managed to adjudicate well enough- except for the overwhelmingly awful error of killing the wrong player. It thankfully did not affect the outcome: mafia win.

9/22/06

“Two more days before the plane arrives...”

Out of town for the weekend. L’shana tova.

“I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I have a lj.”
I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I've known since Day 2 of it. Do not underestimate my network of spies and assassins, my friend.

9/21/06


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9/20/06

On average, there is 1 pornographic link among the top 10 google hits.

“It’s only awkward if you make it awkward.”

9/19/06

“It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day.”
Aye.


The enemy of my enemy is a bear.

9/18/06

0-Sick

9/16/06

“Lying about a lie amounts to telling the truth, even if it’s against your moral code.”

Ugh. I hate beer.
Did you know that they are serving free beer in the village?

“It is a sad commentary on the rise of logic that it leads to the decay of the
art of lying.”

Lie with me tonight.

9/15/06

“I’m speaking faster today. I must be using fewer words.”
It must be because you’re speaking to fewer people.

9/14/06

“Sam devoured the apple in 10 minutes.”
I really want that to be some kind of future tense.

I have the reading comprehension of cantaloupe. Honeydew on a bad day.

I like trees.


“Written language glottographic.”


Not even close to the best syntax.

9/13/06

I get paid for this?

“Science rules...”

9/12/06

“What is love...”
Love is dead.

One September I went to a party and heard music echoing in my ears.
I used to feel excitement.
I used to have faith.
I used to stare at the ceiling and wonder what might fall.
I wanted to feel different, and sound different, and seem different.
I wanted to understand what everyone else was thinking.
I wanted to be told when to arrive and when to leave.
I wanted to celebrate a friend.
2 weeks ago love died, and I hear it only now...

Symposium.

...I once went to a party. I once believed in love.

Long live love.
“...no more...”

9/11/06

        
           

9/10/06

The idea actual originally being the daily Away Messages was that an average of one interesting thing/day would happen with respect to me.

Slightly better even if not significantly, my cell phone may be working.

Wow. It's clearly some language, just not English.

9/9/06

“Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board...”

3 Rules of
Chess Strategy
1) Develop your pieces.
2) Control the center.
3) Don’t make stupid mistakes.

“...mens sana in corpore sano...”

9/8/06

The indicative is easier than the subjunctive, and so let it thus be.

9/7/06

Which of the following take 10-15 minutes?

a) Doing the first Logic problem set.
b) Fulfilling 2 activities fair commitments.
c) Reexamining one’s amorality.
d) Discussing improv auditions.
e) Walking to Lopata from civilization.
f) Finishing a box of stale Triscuits.
g) Cooking pasta.
h) Waiting for a pet fish to stop listing to one side and just go belly-up already.

9/6/06

Don’t think I’m amoral, though I might be wrong.

9/5/06

Undergarment shopping arises much more often in LinDanny bonding than it ought.

9/4/06

"I'm taking a sweet-loving belle
To a candy boutique I know well.
My hope is my charm'll
Be heightened by caramel
Or, if she prefers, caramel."


Whatever, you say.

9/3/06

Shark vs. Crocodile: the Pirate vs. Ninja of the animal world.

9/2/06

BTC
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9/1/06

Suite rules
1) Anything that all think is right is right.
1a) Anything that 3 think is right and that Cat thinks is wrong is right.
2) No unnecessary nudity.
3) No audible country music.
4) Decisions affecting the suite must be made by all.
4a) You can't sock the common room.
4b) Singles concern only the single provided it only concerns the single.
5) Guests are the responsibility of their host.
6) Open door policy.
7) Flush.
8) Don't pee or worse in the shower.
9) My sister is off-limits.
10) If hasn't moved in 24 hours, it's a mess. Less if food is involved.
11) Suite bonding to occur at least once/2 weeks.
12) There will be common decoration.
13) When ordering food or playing poker, ask if feasible.
14) Stresses overwhelming one require all to relax.