4/30/06

Pack
Pack

There
Back

4/28/06

Sometimes it is that hard.

Test
Test
Problem Set
Translation
Translation
Recommendation
Application
Department
Department
Apartment
Library
Laundry
Windy city
Pack
Pack
There
Back
Test
Test
Problem Set

…Sleep?
I’ll sleep on the plane in the car.

4/27/06

Sometimes it is that easy.

It would be a shame to waste the last day of class taking a test.

4/26/06

“Lunatics are melodramatic.”

(Laughs on the Landing, 9pm tonight)

4/25/06

The eagle falls.

4/24/06

This weekend was surrealistically like the buildup to a TV show finale. Put in your obligatory “I’m still here” cameo and let’s finish this thing up.

4/23/06

“It’s interesting to find someone like that.”
Male and single? I guess you did meet a lot of interesting people last year after all.


First anniversary.
Take that $1.08 and keep it in your minibar.

"We should go out to eat more often. You're like the cash-back option at the checkout line."

4/22/06

Park 17(4): the corner of Wheeler and Fontbonne.

4/21/06

One of the main accomplishments of the Secretariat has been to rename the position “Director of PR” into “Secretary”; the future holds transformations to “Secretary-General” and ultimately to “General”. Moreover, under the Secretariat awesome powers of nature were unleashed on New Orleans and Snape killed Dumbledore. But an entire generation grown under the rule of James Andrew Thomas More Brantley has known only a member-at-large with 5 names. Do not give in to fat and complacency! Danny Zack Caleb Jason Steinert-Bravman-Threlkeld offers an entire *7* names of service! If in crisp autumntime Zack is bringing justice to the people of Cameroon, Danny will be here to administer local affairs. If in fragrant springtime Danny is infiltrating nefarious organizations in the underbelly of Rome, Zack will be here to control the masses. Vote Danny/Zack for member-at-large or we’ll kill you.

4/20/06

Pi meal points.
This is not why I cannot eat anything.

The Dank presented by Suspicious of Whistlers, LabSci, free, 9:30pm tonight.

4/19/06

Seem to have misplaced my shield.

4/18/06

One can count from 0 to 1 in binary. Which makes it like Russian.

4/17/06

One is allowed to eat kitniyot for x days of Passover, where x is the number of Sephardic great-grandparents one has.

4/16/06

Do you know what’s cool?
“Explosions.”

4/15/06

Taxed.

4/14/06

There is also a fifth son, the Zen son, who is not even present at the Seder.

4/12/06

Why isn’t this night different from all other nights?

(As for tonight: 6pm Eliot 3 common room. Help during the day would be much appreciated. Give me a call or stop by Eliot kitchen.)

4/10/06

The ugly part isn’t getting divorced from reality for irreconcilable differences, but figuring out who gets custody.

4/8/06

Just when I thought this week couldn't get any worse.

Liggett.

(Still [don't] have Wheeler but it's not the same.)

4/7/06

Don’t drink orange soda right before an exaggerated physicality warmup.
“That belongs in a book.”


Can this week be redone? Rather sure I messed it up the first time through.

“Dicta sunt utrimque multa, etiam de causa.”

4/6/06

“Remember, remember...”
Saw
V for Vendetta. Thematically clever as well as cinematographically superlative to the point of hypnotic. Not going to invoke the cancer loophole, but suffice to say that Natalie Portman with her head shaved is uglier than Natalie Portman without.

4/5/06

“When some ambassadors from Troy offered tardy condolences on the loss of Drusus, Tiberius responded with condolences on the loss of Hector.”

Too late.

4/3/06

If you feel you are eating a taco when actually eating a cake, you are doing something horribly wrong. And should get a fork.

4/2/06

Indiana, you don't know what you're missing.

4/1/06

Actually did and will be doing stuff for April Fool’s this year, but why mess with tradition:

Eggs, toast, and a slice of bacon walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry... but we don't serve breakfast here."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please... and one for the road."