What does it all mean.

“I may have edited the wikipage of my high school’s famous alumni to remove her, since she didn’t graduate. Meanest I’ve ever been.”

What do you do when you run into the parents of a girl you totally made cry in 6th grade?
They may not remember it. And for all you know, they may have made their daughter cry in 6th grade too. You could have so much in common.

“Next time you’re about to say something mean about yeourself, instead say something about someone else, and not as mean.”

They’re so self-involved, and I don’t even mean that as an insult.

I realize that she was a very good friend when I needed a best friend. But I also realize that she was a very awful friend when I needed a best friend.