9/25/06

Xoxo kai Ex-ex-aye.
Dearest Cat Karayan:
I’m letting you know that
Whatever we do,

I feel I shall have to
Be ever so slightly
Unrequitisticly
In love with you.

9/24/06

Weekend weakened: Dearly
I aimed to be
Undaunted yet wanted to see
You, lying beside me.

9/23/06

Withdrew from Princess Bride Mafia (Mini 303) to take over moderating when the actual one disappeared, almost cancelling the game. As the protown vanilla Ancient Booer, I continued an annual precedent, by claiming to be Count Rugen, forgetting that one of the players was the moderator of the game I had been playing the previous April Fool’s Day. While the joke didn’t lead to my lynch, it wasn’t completely successful either. I felt strongly about someone who was later revealed to be the godfather, but the town instead lynched the SK. Thus that night, I was doublekilled by both the mafia and the vigilante.

Lacking full information as mod, I managed to adjudicate well enough- except for the overwhelmingly awful error of killing the wrong player. It thankfully did not affect the outcome: mafia win.

9/22/06

“Two more days before the plane arrives...”

Out of town for the weekend. L’shana tova.

“I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I have a lj.”
I suppose now would be a bad time to tell you that I've known since Day 2 of it. Do not underestimate my network of spies and assassins, my friend.

9/21/06


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9/20/06

On average, there is 1 pornographic link among the top 10 google hits.

“It’s only awkward if you make it awkward.”

9/19/06

“It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day.”
Aye.


The enemy of my enemy is a bear.

9/18/06

0-Sick

9/16/06

“Lying about a lie amounts to telling the truth, even if it’s against your moral code.”

Ugh. I hate beer.
Did you know that they are serving free beer in the village?

“It is a sad commentary on the rise of logic that it leads to the decay of the
art of lying.”

Lie with me tonight.

9/15/06

“I’m speaking faster today. I must be using fewer words.”
It must be because you’re speaking to fewer people.

9/14/06

“Sam devoured the apple in 10 minutes.”
I really want that to be some kind of future tense.

I have the reading comprehension of cantaloupe. Honeydew on a bad day.

I like trees.


“Written language glottographic.”


Not even close to the best syntax.

9/13/06

I get paid for this?

“Science rules...”

9/12/06

“What is love...”
Love is dead.

One September I went to a party and heard music echoing in my ears.
I used to feel excitement.
I used to have faith.
I used to stare at the ceiling and wonder what might fall.
I wanted to feel different, and sound different, and seem different.
I wanted to understand what everyone else was thinking.
I wanted to be told when to arrive and when to leave.
I wanted to celebrate a friend.
2 weeks ago love died, and I hear it only now...

Symposium.

...I once went to a party. I once believed in love.

Long live love.
“...no more...”

9/11/06

        
           

9/10/06

The idea actual originally being the daily Away Messages was that an average of one interesting thing/day would happen with respect to me.

Slightly better even if not significantly, my cell phone may be working.

Wow. It's clearly some language, just not English.

9/9/06

“Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board...”

3 Rules of
Chess Strategy
1) Develop your pieces.
2) Control the center.
3) Don’t make stupid mistakes.

“...mens sana in corpore sano...”

9/8/06

The indicative is easier than the subjunctive, and so let it thus be.

9/7/06

Which of the following take 10-15 minutes?

a) Doing the first Logic problem set.
b) Fulfilling 2 activities fair commitments.
c) Reexamining one’s amorality.
d) Discussing improv auditions.
e) Walking to Lopata from civilization.
f) Finishing a box of stale Triscuits.
g) Cooking pasta.
h) Waiting for a pet fish to stop listing to one side and just go belly-up already.

9/6/06

Don’t think I’m amoral, though I might be wrong.

9/5/06

Undergarment shopping arises much more often in LinDanny bonding than it ought.