Day 8
Human gets fresh scones
Mouse gets fresh bedding
Fish gets fresh bowl
Cat gets fresh litter
Cat tries to eat Mouse, but fails
Mouse tries to eat Mouse, but fails
Fish tries to take over world, but fails
Human enjoys long weekend
The sky is Calypso-colored.
(I just needed to tell someone.)
Current standings
1) Human
2) Cat
3) Fish
4) Mouse
5/25/09
Once upon a time it was known that everything was knowable. Understanding was a matter of time, and time was infinite. Once upon a time everything was known, except the future. And then one day it changed. You are not unique. You are not special. The brilliances that wove themselves into tapestries have become tattered and incomplete rags; the sun that rose to illuminate the multitude of shadow hits zenith at noon. And it is then that you realize what and how mothers of fathers and fathers of mothers have known and forgotten for ages and ages.
One day, you too will fade.
One day, you too will fade.
5/24/09
5/23/09
“Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the King’s English.”
Sometimes fewer antics are needed.
“Is she dating G[]? Because, trust me, that would be a bad idea.”
<realizes the implications of what was just said>
“No, it's just, one time we were both drunk...”
<realizes the implications of what was just said>
Just stop right now. This story's not going to get better.
Sometimes fewer antics are needed.
“Is she dating G[]? Because, trust me, that would be a bad idea.”
<realizes the implications of what was just said>
“No, it's just, one time we were both drunk...”
<realizes the implications of what was just said>
Just stop right now. This story's not going to get better.
5/21/09
“Please me / Please me / Stop at the store…”
And as I'm waiting there, I realize that I'd really like to make enchiladas. So I ditch her and do so.
“…Call me, text me, answer the phone / And make it…”
A bin of toothpaste boxes sat halfway down the candy aisle, like a postsecret whose caption would read, “I realize I don’t belong here. / (But then I wonder that maybe it’s here which doesn’t belong.)”
“…Shut up…”
And as I'm waiting there, I realize that I'd really like to make enchiladas. So I ditch her and do so.
“…Call me, text me, answer the phone / And make it…”
A bin of toothpaste boxes sat halfway down the candy aisle, like a postsecret whose caption would read, “I realize I don’t belong here. / (But then I wonder that maybe it’s here which doesn’t belong.)”
“…Shut up…”
5/20/09
“Held captive by orcs in Barad-Dur. Have been forced to watch “Flipper” over and over until give in and tell them where Ring is. Damn evil methods of torture refined over millennia. Will not give in. Will remain strong.”
Epic epic movie watching.
“Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of “The Faculty.” Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is.”
Epic epic movie watching.
“Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of “The Faculty.” Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is.”
5/19/09
Day 1
Human gets Fish
Human gets Mouse
Fish notices Cat
Cat notices Mouse
Cat tries to get Mouse
Cat falls down
Cat throws up
Human cleans up
In a previous Away Message I realized that I needed to have taken more classes with L[].
I didn’t realize that L[] also needed to have taken more classes with me.
Current standings
1) Fish
2) Mouse
3) Human
4) Cat
Human gets Fish
Human gets Mouse
Fish notices Cat
Cat notices Mouse
Cat tries to get Mouse
Cat falls down
Cat throws up
Human cleans up
In a previous Away Message I realized that I needed to have taken more classes with L[].
I didn’t realize that L[] also needed to have taken more classes with me.
Current standings
1) Fish
2) Mouse
3) Human
4) Cat
5/16/09
LittleD[]’s little sister has assignment for BigD[] filed under things D[] wants to do but needs nudging from LittleL[]: buy a mango or avocado, enjoy.
BigL[]’s big brother was going to give some graduatorial words of wisdom to Big and LittleL[]s, but didn’t get time, but he realizes they don’t need it.
Big and LittleL[]s are smiling, bigly and littlely.
BigL[]’s big brother was going to give some graduatorial words of wisdom to Big and LittleL[]s, but didn’t get time, but he realizes they don’t need it.
Big and LittleL[]s are smiling, bigly and littlely.
5/14/09
5/12/09
5/11/09
5/10/09
“Did you mean: List of fictional monkeys”
I feel like something is wrong with the Internet when something cannot be found with it.
I feel like something is wrong with the Internet when something cannot be found with it.
5/9/09
“To days of inspiration / Playing hooky, making something out of nothing / The need to express / To communicate / To going against the grain / Going insane / Going mad / To loving…”
There’s something about open gates.
“…Sisters? / We’re close / Brothers!…”
We are the most awesome people ever.
“…In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence immediately…”
Sometimes, following a difficult decision between 2 desired options, there’s a feeling of regret or relief that signals too unambiguously which was right and which was wrong.
“…La vie boheme…”
There’s something about open gates.
“…Sisters? / We’re close / Brothers!…”
We are the most awesome people ever.
“…In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence immediately…”
Sometimes, following a difficult decision between 2 desired options, there’s a feeling of regret or relief that signals too unambiguously which was right and which was wrong.
“…La vie boheme…”
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