"I'm taking a sweet-loving belle
To a candy boutique I know well.
My hope is my charm'll
Be heightened by caramel
Or, if she prefers, caramel."
Whatever, you say.
9/1/06
Suite rules
1) Anything that all think is right is right.
1a) Anything that 3 think is right and that Cat thinks is wrong is right.
2) No unnecessary nudity.
3) No audible country music.
4) Decisions affecting the suite must be made by all.
4a) You can't sock the common room.
4b) Singles concern only the single provided it only concerns the single.
5) Guests are the responsibility of their host.
6) Open door policy.
7) Flush.
8) Don't pee or worse in the shower.
9) My sister is off-limits.
10) If hasn't moved in 24 hours, it's a mess. Less if food is involved.
11) Suite bonding to occur at least once/2 weeks.
12) There will be common decoration.
13) When ordering food or playing poker, ask if feasible.
14) Stresses overwhelming one require all to relax.
1) Anything that all think is right is right.
1a) Anything that 3 think is right and that Cat thinks is wrong is right.
2) No unnecessary nudity.
3) No audible country music.
4) Decisions affecting the suite must be made by all.
4a) You can't sock the common room.
4b) Singles concern only the single provided it only concerns the single.
5) Guests are the responsibility of their host.
6) Open door policy.
7) Flush.
8) Don't pee or worse in the shower.
9) My sister is off-limits.
10) If hasn't moved in 24 hours, it's a mess. Less if food is involved.
11) Suite bonding to occur at least once/2 weeks.
12) There will be common decoration.
13) When ordering food or playing poker, ask if feasible.
14) Stresses overwhelming one require all to relax.
8/31/06
No result for April Fool’s Mafia (Mini 304), which was abandoned by mod. I was reluctant to have the game continue without being run with knowledge of the full setup, since the nature of the game was deceitful. Even so, I would have made the correct lynch, having deduced correctly.
8/30/06
Will autograph today’s Studlife [p.7] for delivery of the right words.
This was supposed to be an article giving advice to incoming freshmen on their first day of class. But…
Danny is a junior in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at dbravman@wustl[]. Vanessa is graduate of Middlebury College, Class of ‘94. She can be reached at…?
This was supposed to be an article giving advice to incoming freshmen on their first day of class. But…
Danny is a junior in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at dbravman@wustl[]. Vanessa is graduate of Middlebury College, Class of ‘94. She can be reached at…?
8/29/06
8/28/06
8/26/06
Wow, I haven’t seen you in awhile. I mean, in person. Like, it looks good!
The shirt?
If I told anyone I would have been doing improv tonight, disregard. I was lying. Sorry about that. Jetlag.
‘They have 15 pairs of legs.’ Who counted?
“...there are 6 legs on United...”
[I may have lied about this. Sorry about that.]
The shirt?
If I told anyone I would have been doing improv tonight, disregard. I was lying. Sorry about that. Jetlag.
‘They have 15 pairs of legs.’ Who counted?
“...there are 6 legs on United...”
[I may have lied about this. Sorry about that.]
8/25/06
“And I am a snake head eating (snake head)...”
Making an Away Message about feeding onto facebook notes a blog of an archive of my Away Messages. Comments disabled because the resonance would be silly (if you want to tell me something, just use AIM in the first place). And I’m far too lazy and cryptic to tag shoutouts.
Going round again.
“...(snake head) The head on the opposite side...”
Making an Away Message about feeding onto facebook notes a blog of an archive of my Away Messages. Comments disabled because the resonance would be silly (if you want to tell me something, just use AIM in the first place). And I’m far too lazy and cryptic to tag shoutouts.
Going round again.
“...(snake head) The head on the opposite side...”
8/21/06
8/20/06
“You wanna come get me? I'm not dressed.”
“I seem to be allergic to something you have on.”
If I eliminated from my potential dating pool all the females who B[]’s had a bad experience with...
“I had to sit B[] down and tell him to date me.”
I had to sit B[] down and tell him to date you.
“Who’s single and male who I’m friends with... Dammit. R[].”
“Have you always been that tall, Cl[]?”
Have you always been that single, Ca[]?
“I should just date J[].”
Didn’t you just try to? And didn’t it just not work?
“He doesn’t have a tragic flaw, except his choice in females.”
That’s too similar to mine: lack of choice in females.
“I think if we were to kiss that would be the line. And actually kiss, not that one time we were drunk.”
“Can I take your picture because you’re hot? Not slutty hot; Rachael Ray hot.”
She’s too hot for him.
“Yes, but he’s rich enough for her.”
Could you sell your soul for the salvation of all *mankind*?
“I seem to be allergic to something you have on.”
If I eliminated from my potential dating pool all the females who B[]’s had a bad experience with...
“I had to sit B[] down and tell him to date me.”
I had to sit B[] down and tell him to date you.
“Who’s single and male who I’m friends with... Dammit. R[].”
“Have you always been that tall, Cl[]?”
Have you always been that single, Ca[]?
“I should just date J[].”
Didn’t you just try to? And didn’t it just not work?
“He doesn’t have a tragic flaw, except his choice in females.”
That’s too similar to mine: lack of choice in females.
“I think if we were to kiss that would be the line. And actually kiss, not that one time we were drunk.”
“Can I take your picture because you’re hot? Not slutty hot; Rachael Ray hot.”
She’s too hot for him.
“Yes, but he’s rich enough for her.”
Could you sell your soul for the salvation of all *mankind*?
8/19/06
8/18/06
8/17/06
"Oh, I'm ready for it / Come on, bring it..."
Will have seen Snakes on a Plane, which clearly will have been awesome. Let me know if also will be at a midnight showing tonight (at 10pm?)
Could you sell your *soul* for the salvation of all mankind?
Will have seen Snakes on a Plane, which clearly will have been awesome. Let me know if also will be at a midnight showing tonight (at 10pm?)
Could you sell your *soul* for the salvation of all mankind?
8/16/06
Officially hit the yes-the-start-of-school-would-be-nice-but-I-think-I'd-prefer-an-extra-week-or-2-of summer-at-this-point point.
I have this New Yorker cartoonesque image of a man going to a demonic pawnshop with a "CLOSED" sign on the door.
Could you *sell* your soul for the salvation of all mankind?
I have this New Yorker cartoonesque image of a man going to a demonic pawnshop with a "CLOSED" sign on the door.
Could you *sell* your soul for the salvation of all mankind?
8/15/06
“I need something you hate that no one else does...”
Hyphens.
Well, actually, it’s dashes which I hate- that is, the doublehyphen, the emdash. But what I hate about hyphens is that there’s a distinction between them and dashes. Let there be only one typographical mark- the endash. Call it a dash, make it synonymous with a hyphen, and let there be no further punctuative deliberation. There needn’t be a difference.
Could *you* sell your soul for the salvation of all mankind?
Hyphens.
Well, actually, it’s dashes which I hate- that is, the doublehyphen, the emdash. But what I hate about hyphens is that there’s a distinction between them and dashes. Let there be only one typographical mark- the endash. Call it a dash, make it synonymous with a hyphen, and let there be no further punctuative deliberation. There needn’t be a difference.
Could *you* sell your soul for the salvation of all mankind?
8/14/06
*Could* you sell your soul for the salvation of all mankind?
Assume that there is at least one person you would sacrifice yourself for; as they are in the subset of all mankind, you might as well save a few others for your trouble, as it were. But wouldn’t they for you, being someone who’d them? Either by agreeing to the same sacrifice or ironically to spare you from such a decision, the devil would O. Henrily have you 2 sacrificing yourselves mutually, saving the complement you didn’t care enough about in order to inadvertently damn each other. Extrapolated to all of mankind: the part that would be worth salvaging would agree, so that all of mankind would sell their souls to the devil, and what remained could not be called humane. That’s the devil's way: sell your soul to save humanity, and discover that by doing so, it is lost. Religion and logic in agreement; selflessness gets martyred.
Assume that there is at least one person you would sacrifice yourself for; as they are in the subset of all mankind, you might as well save a few others for your trouble, as it were. But wouldn’t they for you, being someone who’d them? Either by agreeing to the same sacrifice or ironically to spare you from such a decision, the devil would O. Henrily have you 2 sacrificing yourselves mutually, saving the complement you didn’t care enough about in order to inadvertently damn each other. Extrapolated to all of mankind: the part that would be worth salvaging would agree, so that all of mankind would sell their souls to the devil, and what remained could not be called humane. That’s the devil's way: sell your soul to save humanity, and discover that by doing so, it is lost. Religion and logic in agreement; selflessness gets martyred.
8/11/06
“order more
aisle free
trudge stuff
my feet ache another catalog
did I miss the shuttle ? are
is it time for dinner coffee
meet you at the hotel lunch
what’s show special let’s walk
new product booth break fast
I’m the buyer line drink ing
bus have look go bar at an
schwag bag for fun s ed we
where am badge to our room
yak with a rep get take bath”
Drawn back to free stuff. Poetic.
aisle free
trudge stuff
my feet ache another catalog
did I miss the shuttle ? are
is it time for dinner coffee
meet you at the hotel lunch
what’s show special let’s walk
new product booth break fast
I’m the buyer line drink ing
bus have look go bar at an
schwag bag for fun s ed we
where am badge to our room
yak with a rep get take bath”
Drawn back to free stuff. Poetic.
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