What’s your number?
“8. We good?”
We good.
“Oh wait. Add 3 to that. We still good?”
Slut.
<shocked look>
Sorry, double digits.
“I need to consult J[] about this.”

<cough>

“So once you hit 10, that’s it for life?”
You could hit triple digits.
“Then you get a triumph!”
“An obelisk might be more appropriate."
But the arch may be more symbolic.
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Today’s word: Tosse